Kelly has some of the best lines in the show, these are some of our favorites.
00:00 “What goes quack?”: S4E19, ‘Peggy Turns 300’
00:13 Intro
00:22 What Kelly learned her ABDs for: S5E19, ‘Kids! Whadaya Gonna Do?’
02:10 Kelly becomes her own mistress: S5E10, ‘One Down, Two To Go’
04:07 Kelly the aquarium: S4E19, ‘Peggy Turns 300’
05:54 Kelly gets abreast of ageing: S7E15, ‘Heels On Wheels’
06:29 Kelly teaches stats: S6E15, ‘Just Shoe It’
07:26 Kelly’s dying from Bulgaria: S4E11, ‘It’s A Bundyful Life, Part 1′
09:10 “In a butt shell…”: S9E17, ’25 Years And What Do You Get?’
10:11 Chinese waiter torture: S7E21, ‘Movie Show’
11:49 A coinky-dink: S7E2, ‘T-R-A-Something-Something Spells Tramp’
13:23 A coronary-copia of Al’s favorites: S9E12, ‘I Want My Psycho Dad, Part 1’
13:49 Impressing the Bank of Coyote: S10E10, ‘Dud Bowl II’
15:25 East Dakota: S4E21, ‘Rain Girl’
16:44 The Electrical Process: S7E7, ‘The Chicago Wine Party’
17:11 Feline ways: S9E26, ‘The Undergraduate’
20:13 Fox Paws: S6E23, ‘The Gas Station Show’
20:53 Francis Ford Copper Top: S9E23, ‘Pump Fiction’
21:59 Kelly uses her grey mattress: S8E18, ‘Get Outta Dodge’
22:52 “I hope it’s a g-spot”: S3E21, ‘Life’s a Beach’
23:37 Kelly has a hunchback: S5E24, ‘Route 666, Part 2’
24:34 A functional illegitimate: S4E20, ‘Peggy Made A Little Lamb’
26:04 The ‘H’ is silent: S7E8, ‘Kelly Doesn’t Live Here Anymore’
27:14 Indonesia: S11E10, ‘The Stepford Peg’
29:03 Kelly has a blackout: S5E10, ‘One Down, Two To Go’
30:58 Kelly’s moment of self-doubt: S6E10, ‘Kelly Does Hollywood, Part 2’
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The less-than-lovable Bundys are a radical departure from the saccharine-sweet TV families popular since the days of Father Knows Best. With offbeat humor and unflinching honesty, Married… paints a more realistic picture of middle-class existence, warts and all. Al Bundy (Ed O’Neill) is a shoe salesman who is fond of frequently reliving his doubtful 15 seconds of fame on the football field. Al is terrified of the all-too-frequent amorous advances of his ditsy wife Peggy (Katey Sagal), who spends most of Al’s wages at the salon and the mall. They have two teenage kids: stunning but superficial party animal Kelly (Christina Applegate) and egocentric Bud (David Faustino). Married for 16 semi-blissful years, Peggy and Al have found that the secret to a happy marriage is to accept one another’s idiosyncrasies.
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Best Kelly-isms | Married With Children

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42 responses to “Best Kelly-isms | Married With Children”
Hahaha what an 304
Yeah you hungry guys, Kelly, she is absolutely no type of comparison to the one and only," Jill Munroe" from "Charlies Angels" the one and only "Farrah Fawcett" you guys must remember one thing, that famous poster of her in the Red bathing suit, sold 1 million copies, plus out sold poster amounts more than Betty Grable and Marilyn Monroe put together. There has never been no one yet, to sell higher amounts of posters since Farrah made that famous red swimsuit one, and there never be no one else to do that ever again in!!!!
Kelly,an exceptional?? Are you feeling ok today? She was a dumb blonde all around ! She didn't need a actors script to read from, she was born like that! That's why she got the part so fast!!!!
This show has got to be one of the best comedies ever created for TV. Pure genius and great TV memories of the 80s!
Kell-E-Bundy Our favorite actress of the past.
Kelly was hot but only a few years later she lost her looks… Watch the film view from the top from 2001..
10:30 "I have to talk … it's okay … it's my birthday … DADDY BEAT HIM UP!" πππππ
(0:03–0:08) speed & weight of object in/with "momentum"… or just the "momentum" in Buds case, lmao…
I remember Kellie being on the horns of an enema.
She may never get a man in her life and will forever be single till she drops dead, but at least sheβs the one with the short skirt. And they are rare times were you should never underestimate Kelly Bundy. β€οΈ
Never realized how much my ex wife reminds me of Peggy.
two things I'd replace from the episodes shown here
13:25 -> "I'm much more ADULTERESS now"
20:53 -> "I'm not a DESTITUTE, I've never taken money for—"
But otherwise, awesome video
My favorite is "Quote the raven, Demi Moore." π€£π€£π€£
Ive been waiting for a video of this for a long time. Her Kelly-isms.
She just played the actor very well
Kelly is really a very smart girl
We definitely need this show on air again
"It's just those kind of inseminations that make daddy think I'm a bad girl."
Kelly kapowski was better for me, she looked hot in swimsuits
Christina was one of the most beautiful young ladies from the 80's.
I didn't hold you when we conceived her why would I start now LMAO
No la-sagg-knee? Boo.
"Couchise" ππππ
Kelly is the best.
Who Didn't have a Crush on this lovely girl when the show was on?
It is sad that her health is not the best these days. Hang in there CA.
Short haired, wearing pants, isn't my " Kelly " π
The fact the show is hilarious is secondary β€ π πππΌ π₯°
The little fur maid is actually better than the quest for fur.
Wow! Christina Applegate is looking very beautiful and gorgeous! ππππβ€β€β€β€
They dont make shows like this anymore. Now everything has to be politically correct.
Best opening this channel has ever had.
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David Boreanez!
My first hand exercises during baths? All dedicated to Kellyβ¦ I was 12 and a French TV was running MWC again. Canβt see it happening again.
Even now 30 years later I have a crush on Kelly sheβs so so beatiful n perfect I hope the best for her now I know sheβs got health issues
She's the hottest in her time and none of those after her can beat Kelly's antics and crafts. ππππ
You missed "case of rum-case of rum".
I bought the 21 DVD full series set.
11:12 "Daddy, beat him up!"
"Of course, Pumpkin!"
My favorite blonde β€π₯
She was lucky she was pretty. VERY.
I thought that guy in the movie theater looked familiar… That's Angel from Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
Christina Applegate is still a smoke show! Kelly was a great character.